I am de-clogging the loft ahead of me developing geriatric tendencies and I came across an old product I produced when working with art...

Here's a poem wot I wrote for my Canadian rellies Dressed in boots, parka, scarf and mittens  Are a couple at an airport in Arkansa...

Inspired by all the horse puns in Twitterland and even on the Beeb News I have written this ditty With unbridled hunger I eat like a ho...

My partner inspired me to write this little ditty Marg's fave expression is "Cold, Toldy, Wold" Whenever there's a...

Ever since 1983 when I saw the movie Educating Rita, my all time favorite film, I've been curious about the definition of Assonance. ...

Pic Doing market research for the Vaseline Company 
A man knocked at the door 
A woman, with three small children, answered 
He a...

Here's a sexy poem, wot I wrote When a rancher died, his widow 
 Was determined to make the ranch pay
 There were two appli...