Doing market research for the Vaseline Company
A man knocked at the door
A woman, with three small children, answered
He asked “Have you used Vaseline before?”
A woman, with three small children, answered
He asked “Have you used Vaseline before?”
“Yes” she said “We use it all the time.”
“If you don’t mind my asking,” he said, “what for?”
“We always use it for sex,” she said.
As she went to close the door
The researcher was a little taken aback.
“People lie and say they use it after a child’s fall
Or for chapped lips or to lube a bicycle chain
But we know it’s used for sex, by almost all
I admire your honesty and since you’ve been so frank
Can you tell me exactly HOW you use it during a sex bout?”
She said, “My husband and I put it on the doorknob
It helps to keep the kids out.”
Jon Bratton © 2012
(inspired by a joke by unknown author)
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