My gorgeous violets are blue
I invite you to my bed...
So they can admire you
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Little James is sent to bed by his mother...
Five minutes later, he says "Mum..." "What?" says she
"I'm thirsty. Can you bring me a glass of water?"
"No James. You had your chance. Let it be"
Five minutes later "Mum..." "WHAT?" "I'm thirsty...
Can I have a glass of water??" says he
"I told you NO! If you ask again
I'll spank you over my knee!!"
Five minutes later "Mummm..." "WHAT??!!"
(Getting annoyed, knowing she shouldn’t oughta)
"Mum, when you come in to spank me,
Can you bring me a glass of water?"
Here's another funny Mothers Day poem
As a kid, I was troublesome, bothersome, burdensome,
Wearisome, quarrelsome, and tiresome
In the lottery of life, I scored
I'm soooo glad you were so Mum-some