Friday, 6 February 2009

Funny Mothers Day Poem

Funny Mothers Day Poem

Mothers Day
Is on its way

Here's the link to

Funny Mothers Day Poems

then come back for this funny Mothers Day poem

Little James is sent to bed by his mother...
Five minutes later, he says "Mum..." "What?" says she
"I'm thirsty. Can you bring me a glass of water?"
"No James. You had your chance. Let it be"

Five minutes later "Mum..." "WHAT?" "I'm thirsty...
Can I have a glass of water??"
says he
"I told you NO! If you ask again
I'll spank you over my knee!!"

Five minutes later "Mummm..." "WHAT??!!"
(Getting annoyed, knowing she shouldn’t oughta)
"Mum, when you come in to spank me,
Can you bring me a glass of water?"

Here's another funny Mothers Day poem

As a kid, I was troublesome, bothersome, burdensome,
Wearisome, quarrelsome, and tiresome
In the lottery of life, I scored
I'm soooo glad you were so Mum-some

This 'Funny Mothers Day Poem' blog entry is copyright Jon Bratton 2009.
This material is free to use for personal use but may not be lifted in whole or part by website publishers


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