Tuesday, 24 February 2009

Funny Mothers Day Poems



In 26 days it will be Mother's Day so it's time to bring you some of the funny mothers day poems (you be the judge of that) I have written over the years. This first one I wrote yesterday for Boss's day and then I realised it's just as good for mothers, fathers, grandparents, brothers, sisters etc




If Oscars were given to mothers
I'd nominate you

If Olympic medals were won by mothers
Your Gold is overdue

If Nobel Prizes were awarded to mothers
You would have quite a few

If Honorary Degrees were granted to mothers
You'd have some of them too


Mother's Day Poems are given to mothers
And this is mine to you



Jon Bratton 2009


Funny Mothers Day Poems and Quotes

Funny Mothers Day Poems..are there any other kinds? Well yes, here's one about something very common these days...Grannies looking after Tots




Mum (Mom) you know I (we) rely on you
Perhaps more than I (we) ought
But I (we) really do appreciate
All your love and support



Have a really lovely Mother's Day
And may all your cards be beauties
Have a nice long rest before resuming
Your childminding duties



Which I (we) hope you find rewarding
Not in money terms, as such
But knowing that I (we) and the children
Love and appreciate you very much



Happy Mother's Day



Jon Bratton c 2006




Yet more Funny Mothers Day Poems what I have written




You're a Queen, Mother
(Forgive my clumsiness)
Have a right royal day
Your Mummsiness



Jon Bratton c 2004




Funny Mothers Day Poems, very short




Mum, you're very precious
Solid platinum
It's no wonder that I love you
To the maxi-Mum



Jon Bratton c 2004




***




History is littered
With many heroines
But none measure up to you
My dear Mummikins



Happy Mummikins Day



Jon Bratton c 2005





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