Funny Mothers Day Poems

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In 26 days it will be Mother's Day so it's time to bring you some of the funny mothers day poems (you be the judge of that) I have written over the years. This first one I wrote yesterday for Boss's day and then I realised it's just as good for mothers, fathers, grandparents, brothers, sisters etc

If Oscars were given to mothers

I'd nominate you

If Olympic medals were won by mothers

Your Gold is overdue

If Nobel Prizes were awarded to mothers

You would have quite a few

If Honorary Degrees were granted to mothers

You'd have some of them too

Mother's Day Poems are given to mothers
And this is mine to you

Jon Bratton 2009

Funny Mothers Day Poems and Quotes

Funny Mothers Day Poems..are there any other kinds? Well yes, here's one about something very common these days...Grannies looking after Tots

Mum (Mom) you know I (we) rely on you
Perhaps more than I (we) ought
But I (we) really do appreciate
All your love and support

Have a really lovely Mother's Day
And may all your cards be beauties
Have a nice long rest before resuming
Your childminding duties

Which I (we) hope you find rewarding
Not in money terms, as such
But knowing that I (we) and the children
Love and appreciate you very much

Happy Mother's Day

Jon Bratton c 2006

Yet more Funny Mothers Day Poems what I have written

You're a Queen, Mother
(Forgive my clumsiness)
Have a right royal day
Your Mummsiness

Jon Bratton c 2004

Funny Mothers Day Poems, very short

Mum, you're very precious
Solid platinum
It's no wonder that I love you
To the maxi-Mum

Jon Bratton c 2004

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History is littered
With many heroines
But none measure up to you
My dear Mummikins

Happy Mummikins Day

Jon Bratton c 2005

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