In 26 days it will be Mother's Day so it's time to bring you some of the funny mothers day poems (you be the judge of that) I have written over the years. This first one I wrote yesterday for Boss's day and then I realised it's just as good for mothers, fathers, grandparents, brothers, sisters etc
If Oscars were given to mothers
I'd nominate you
If Olympic medals were won by mothers
Your Gold is overdue
If Nobel Prizes were awarded to mothers
You would have quite a few
If Honorary Degrees were granted to mothers
You'd have some of them too
Mother's Day Poems are given to mothers
And this is mine to you
And this is mine to you
Jon Bratton 2009
Funny Mothers Day Poems and Quotes
Funny Mothers Day Poems..are there any other kinds? Well yes, here's one about something very common these days...Grannies looking after Tots
Mum (Mom) you know I (we) rely on you
Perhaps more than I (we) ought
But I (we) really do appreciate
All your love and support
Perhaps more than I (we) ought
But I (we) really do appreciate
All your love and support
Have a really lovely Mother's Day
And may all your cards be beauties
Have a nice long rest before resuming
Your childminding duties
Which I (we) hope you find rewarding
Not in money terms, as such
But knowing that I (we) and the children
Love and appreciate you very much
Happy Mother's Day
Jon Bratton c 2006
Yet more Funny Mothers Day Poems what I have written
You're a Queen, Mother
(Forgive my clumsiness)
Have a right royal day
Your Mummsiness
(Forgive my clumsiness)
Have a right royal day
Your Mummsiness
Jon Bratton c 2004
Funny Mothers Day Poems, very short
Mum, you're very precious
Solid platinum
It's no wonder that I love you
To the maxi-Mum
Solid platinum
It's no wonder that I love you
To the maxi-Mum
Jon Bratton c 2004
***
History is littered
With many heroines
But none measure up to you
My dear Mummikins
With many heroines
But none measure up to you
My dear Mummikins
Happy Mummikins Day
Jon Bratton c 2005
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