Tuesday, 27 January 2009

Short Valentines Poems

Looking for short valentines poems? You've come to the right place...for here are the shortest valentinest poems on the planet. OK, they could be shorter, but they couldn't be more valentiny


I love you with no rhyme nor reason.
I love you, till pigs do fly
And the reason why?
No reason why
I just do
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have a cocktail


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This is a short valentine poem
For you I have written
Cos with all consuming love
I've been smitten
And when I say smitten I mean everywhere
There's one bit, particularly smit
But let's not go down there
Be my Valentine

Short Valentines Poems

My Valentine, I love thee
More than a dog loves a tree
More than a lumberjack
Loves a cucumber snack
Or a fish loves staying wet
More even than
Romeo loved Juliet

I love you more
Than a clown loves being funny
Or a miser loves saving money
Or Hitler loved making war
My Valentine,
I adore you more
Than an aardvark loves ants
I've a stirring in me......mind

For the right words,
Sentiments
I'm grasping,
Groping
This poem could go on forever
Like us
I'm hoping
Be my Valentine

Short Valentines Poems



Funny Valentines Poems



Plenty of love,
Tons of kisses,
Hope some day,
To be your Mrs.
My Darling Valentine

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I love you, verily
Verily, verily much
Be my Valentine

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I'll love you until the cows come home.
I'll love you, till the moon is blue
And the reason why?
I lurrve you
I just do
My
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have
another cocktail


Short Valentines Poems


I'm o'er brimming with love's fever
All atingle, aroused, excited
And you should see the state of me troth
It's well and truly plighted
Be my Valentine



That's yer lot, but stay tuned to this blog for I am just an old sentimentalist
Oh, alright
I mean to milk this topic for all it's worth
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4 comments:

Lesley said...

what a lot of shite!

rconroy9 said...

there cute!!!!!!!!!
hannah

Porkchop said...

Ha Ha...that first one made me laugh. Thanks for sharing.

If anyone is interested in a poem gift I came across a good site last night where you can have the poem delivered in a bottle. Cool gift. http://www.shortvalentinesdaypoems.com/

Moira said...

Thanks for the inspiration shame some people can't appreciate the effort - if you can't say anything positive don't say anything - there is enough negativity around without adding to it. Thanks again