Monday, 26 January 2009

Poems Starting Roses are Red

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Valentine's Day is hurtling towards us and, hungry for traffic for this newish blog, I'm concentrating on Valentine Poems because I know there will be a huge number of searches in the next couple of weeks.
Poems starting Roses are Red are favoured by young folk because the -eu- sound of blue rhymes with 'you' which makes it easy to compliment or insult the recipient

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Say anything you like cos it doesn't have to rhyme with anything
1. And so are you
2. And you make two
3. And you are too
4. And so do you
5. And that's true of you
6. That's why I love you
7. I'm addicted to/obsessed with/in love with/you

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Here's a few more I've penned

Roses are red
Violets are blue
When they dished out brains/intelligence/IQ/good looks/common sense/ability
You were (last) (first) in the queue

Roses are red,
Violets are blue
I made this card
Just for you
It's not the neatest,
It wouldn't pass a test
But it's made with love-
That makes it the best

Roses are Red,
Violets are Blue
It's Valentines Day
And I love you

Today I'm asking
If you'll be mine
Please say yes (Harry)...
Be my Valentine

The rest, suitable perhaps for Valentine cards, are risque

If you're easily offended, don't read on

Rose are red
Violets are blue
Meet me at Specsavers
For a right seeing to

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I am a ram
And I love ewe
(And I screw ewe)

Rose are red
Violets are blue
You can put your sausage
On my barbecue

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Do you fancy an African Grey?
Or a Cockatoo?

Roses are red
Daffodils are yellow
I'm off to bed
Won't you be my bed fellow?

Violets aren't blue, they're violet
And only some roses are red
Let's continue this biology lesson
Ensconsed in your comfy bed

Roses are red
Books are read
Let's go read in bed

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A little bit bad but it's original material and t'internet needs some original material.


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RingPoint said...

just cool.i like it.Do you know what keeps a man faithful?

A Cards Delight said...

OMG you made my night...sitting here laughing out loud!

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